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Most Recent Updates: - You can now get Mother Shipton shirts in the Store Tab above or click Here. - Mother Shiptons New Hit Single "Down Where I Sleep". Check it out in the Music Tab above or click Here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- About The Band: The great band started with one black man standing in a dark alley. The man's name was Tim Baca. Two friends, Bob Lees and Matty Currier, felt remorse for kicking out the previous bass player Wyatt Martin. They begged Tim to play some tasty licks and he agreed after he was bribed with 2 dollars and a half eaten bag of Doritos. Matty suggested that they form together under the name The Who, but Tim and Bob said, no no no no no no that's already a band. So.......... after they formed together under the name Mother Shipton, the rhythm guitar player Daniel Meinhart could not summon the courage to play Nirvana in front of his abusive father. He quit, after being chased out of town by a group of Mongolians with pitchforks and torches. (Click Here For More:) Then one fine day, Bob meet a fellow on the bus who was trying to find his way to school. His name was Matt, and after a multi-year war involving the similarity between "Matty" and "Matt", he joined as the lead singer. After a few scuffles confusing the word "bell" with "fuckin bayeasterds", matt figured out the songs. He then joined as the lead singer. Anyway, the band is well on their way to sublime mediocrity. And Tim turned white, but kept his black bass playing skills. About Each Band Member: If you want to see more about each member of Mother Shipton, head over to their individual profiles by clicking on their pictures above the navigation. (Just Look Up) Thanks, Mother Shipton -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Click Once To Highlight, Then Right Click & Press Copy) <a href="http://www.mothershiptonband.com"><img src="http://i33.tinypic.com/2vrwdw4.jpg" border="0"></a>

 

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